I was thinking the same thing, until I saw who would be directly in front of and behind me. No thank you.
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3 looks do-able.
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I’d do 3. Spend the flight talking to Satan, lean my seat back as far as it will go, and kick the seat in front of me.
I expect Satan will spend most of the flight complaining that he had nothing to do with those assholes.
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Can I bring an EMP onboard?
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Too tired to stop on the way home for gas station sushi?
Just make instead some dishwasher salmon!
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Still 11 months for them to disunite again.
Ticket-holders (from 31 Aug) will be crossing their fingers, many others will be shrugging their shoulders.
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I played some Oasis for mom. She said, “And how long have they wanted to be The Beatles?” 
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Probably since they heard their first Beatles song. They’re not exactly shy about how much they’re influenced by the Beatles.
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I’m sure that joke went over well with park management
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