I’m sure that joke went over well with park management
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D’ya think the author is… disappointed with the TSA? 
Despite allowing jarred baby food, the hypocritical TSA will absolutely stop you from bringing a jar of your favorite PB onto a plane, as it defines the spread as a liquid under ASTM D4359-90. That said, if you take the stuff out of the jar and completely pack your carryon with hundreds of peanut butter sandwiches, they can’t stop you. You can only have 3.4 ounces of “liquid” PB in your carry on. This is how the terrorists win.
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What I imagine they are all thinking:
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It was certainly more than obvious to mom, who’d never even heard of them.
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I remember those, out in the play area… they were not comfortable.
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… I can’t tell if the narrator is for or against sitting on hamburger-faces 
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my guess is “for”, but 
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My source tells me the local badminton club is a hotbed of infidelity, maybe it’s the fake feathers.
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We just have a song about condoms every year.
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Just… watch this… trust me… it’s not what you think…
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