Meanwhile I cant give mine away
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The horse is nice, but Iâm a little disappointed about the lizard manâŚ
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Didnât know he was this bad ass
He went to the address, which he discovered was a Scientology building. Upon entering, he was called up to be tried by the E-meter, an instrument that measures the strength of a small electrical current that passes through the body of the person undergoing auditing. A person undergoing the auditing process via the instrument is required to hold up two metallic cans. So, cans in hand, the âFull Houseâ actor recalled how he just couldnât resist the temptation to pull a joke on the group.
âYouâre holding these two cans, so I started [saying], you know, âHello⌠Peabody in the Wayback Machine!'â he said in a cartoonishly old-fashioned voice. âYou know, Sherman and Peabody,â referencing the time-traveling âRocky and Bullwinkleâ characters.
Of course, the Scientologists were none too pleased with his tomfoolery.
âThey didnât like that,â he continued. âI was just fucking around so much that they said, âGet out. Get. Go.â They just kinda kicked me out.â
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My kids didnât talk about this until adulthood, so I had the pleasure of watching their reactions when I said the exact same thing: didnât you ever wonder why your flashlight never ran out of batteries?
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Goth Tupperware Party?
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Sexy Jake Gyllenhal GIFs, huh?
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None of my dadâs cucumbers came up this year, thank fuck. They were horrifying, spiky, ridged things with leathery skins. Snozzcumbers basically. And heâd offer bags full of them to you. 
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Pickling cucumbers, maybe?
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This is what weâve seen the last few times we bring up netflix⌠
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âok, i canât use this thing, but⌠damn! check out the size! iâm swole!â
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Thatâs a promotional song for the Helsinki Regional Transport Authority. That is the official art for itâŚ
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