“People want to put Republicans in a box, and they say we’re not creative or artistic. We want to show them otherwise.” These are the words of the creative director for the America First Patriotic Fashion Showcase. And boy, did they show us. Grab your shade glasses and join me as I rank every single one of these spectacular failures.
…and for people like me who prefer actual pepper flavor to several layers of skin from my tongue, palate, and throat being burned away.
I use almost homeopathic amt’s of Scotch Bonnet in many dishes in whom Burning Sensations would be unwelcome, but the flavor is fantastic. I would love to be able to liberally douse various noms with the flavor of Scotch Bonnet sans heat.
Tekken cosplay?
I have no idea
It looks fun, though.
More fun to watch at .25 speed.
You know, that’s actually kind of accurate! Those aren’t pie pumpkins; they’re grown specifically to put faces on. As those in the photo do not yet have their faces, ipso facto they crave face-itude.
You thought a nicer thing than we did 
