http://blackrockeventsco.com/krampus/
Boilo!
11 Likes
I had no idea bolio existed until today. Sounds yummy except the anise. I, unfortunately, cannot stand that little spice of deliviry
5 Likes
Itâs a local thing. I hadnât heard of it before I moved here.
7 Likes
Iâm thinking we may have to try it this winter. If it ever gets cold here in central Texas. It should not be in the 90s in October 
7 Likes
I occasionally write strange ads for bizarre, non-existent products and services for a friendâs weird videos.
I doubt heâll be able to use this, altho he found it hysterical - ytâd probably get its digital knickers in a major twist:
Dangerous Candy from C. Avery Dangerous Ltd.
It doesnât require examination when found in the kidâs plastic Trick or Treat Jack oâLantern, but must always be safely stored away from all weaponry and sharp objects.
Dangerous Candy includes, but is not limited to such popular flavors as - Criminal Caramels, Knife-Wielding Nougats, Pyramid Scheme Pineapple, Monstrous Marshmallow, Deviant Durian, Aiding and Abetting Açai, Banana Bribery, Violent Violet, Packinâ Pecan, Strangler Strawberries, Larcenous Lemon-Lime, Butterscotch Battery, Cherry Chocolate Chip, Felon Melon, Killa Vanilla, Conspiracy Coconut-Pineapple, Recidivist Raspberry, Arsonist Apple, Peanut Butter Perjury, Stock Fraud Starfruit. Many more Dangerous Types are available.
Our variety pack Holiday Hitter Handful of seasonally appropriate flavors is a treat that always knocks 'em out; or try our Gunsel Variety Six Shooter pack of rotating flavors.
Dangerous Candy - for Safetyâs Sake, Eat Promptly, or Keep Under Lock & Key.
I love the idea of fun-size Halloweâen/host -ess/gift candy that canât be trusted not to murder people in their sleep. My Muse is so deranged sometimes. Love Her so much.
There are so many flavors b/c I was really enjoying myself.
11 Likes
no, no, anything⌠anything, but notâŚ
Deviant Durian!"
noooooooâŚ
6 Likes
Our Deviant Durian is Guaranteed De-Stinkified.â˘
6 Likes
10 Likes
This is the oddest thing on my hard drive:
10 Likes
âDanger Candyâ is a sort of nickname for solid rocket fuel.
6 Likes
âIn America, they donât even want you to stop. Just come to a slow roll and push your passenger out,â added a social media user from the US.
This is true for John Wayne Airport (SNA) in OC. The OC Sheriffâs deputies will glare at you if you put your carâs gear into (P) while waiting for your passengers to exit. And if your passengers takes more than 10 seconds to exit the car, the deputies will begin walking toward your car with their ticket book in hand.
10 Likes
I bet you canât get rocket fuel thatâs Monstrous Marshmallow flavored!
4 Likes
These Ubuntu release names are getting really weird
15 Likes
6 Likes
6 Likes
Is this the one non dangerous (except for overeating) variety?
4 Likes
Itâs an inside joke for my friendâs further amusement. This is the ad I wrote what birthed said joke:
Ghoul Fuel, the New Nourishment for Nosferatu, Nightmares, Noisomes, and Nasties, in convenient bar form for monsters on the move. Flavors include Blood and Roses, the dual delights of Twins of Evil (blood with champagne, and blood with pink champagne), Mummy (myrrh and macadamia), Suspiria (almond, adrenaline, and anxiety), The Snake Pit (50% cobra, 50% rattlesnake), Cherry Chocolate Chip, Horror Host (absurdity, hairspray, makeup, Parma violet, prop pieces, and a touch of flop sweat - also available in Extra Stupid), THEM! (purest cane sugar), and our exclusive Frankensteinâs Monster Munchie, a pleasurable patchwork of all our flavors in one extra large bar.
Ghoul Fuel - when you really need a bite, but no oneâs around.
Canât fit through those keyholes anymore? Inquire about our diet Cobweb bars, for slimming spooks and scaries.
He thought it was hilarious that cherry chocolate chip was in the middle of all that insanity, and also pointed out that everyone loves CCC. He felt that because it made perfect sense, it made it even funnier.
Heâs written a couple short ads which included the diet Cobweb flavor - that one tickled him, too 
The Horror Host bar, its Parma Violet ingredient and Extra Stupid version are references to The Ghoul, a brilliantly warped, irreverent, puerile AF, iconoclastic Ohio/Detroit/environs TV horror host. He got started during the 70s. He often talked about Parma, OH, and bitterly complained when his skits werenât stupid enough.
9 Likes
He purchased the house for $21 million, down from the original $53 million listing Ye put up in December. Ye made headlines for removing windows, doors, electricity and plumbing in the house and the man whom he hired to work on it said he âsingle-handedly destroyed this architectural masterpiece.â
Belmont plans to restore it.
âMy goal is to make it as though Kanye was never there. The house will be restored right back to what it was,â said Belmont in an interview with The Times.
Belmont said that he has gone through the house and that its structure is not too damaged. The changes Ye made were âmostly cosmetic.â His biggest gripe is with the âNo More Parties In L.A.â rapperâs removal of the glazing of the floors.
âThat was a really dumb move. Really no purpose,â Belmont said.
Ye had many ideas about what he wanted to do with the house, Belmont said, including turning the stairs into a slide, the floor into trampolines and the entire outside of the house in camouflage.
9 Likes
9 Likes
