The only pole vaulter joke I know is the one about Walter.
Yeah, the bar came into contact with his leg below the knee, so he was foiled well before the penis got involved.
Also, a foiled penis could be much worse in other events, such as fencing.
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It’s a necessary condition for pole vaulting, is what I always thought.
Or and international reputation that will probably be his legacy.
Not in this case. 
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I don’t think it was “damn” , wasn’t it like the motto for Stiff records, If it isn’t stiff it’s not worth a ____
Yes, I don’t understand this scoring system at all. Do you get points for nasal contact as well? Do female pole vaulters have a different scoring system or do they have to use strap-ons?
Billiards, now, is also a game played with a pole. But it has a nice, easy to understand scoring system. You don’t even need special clothes for it. Perhaps they should try that instead.
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So, the pen is mightier than the sword.
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That would probably be stopped in the airport on the way there.
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Proof that the right foundation garments can make all the difference.
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That pole vaulter is no Donald Trump!
I know them feels.
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thank you.
Just to think, if the olympics were held in a colder climate, he could have been on the podium.
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In the heat of the meet Vaulter met his defeat
Bojangle did dangle, not quite the right angle
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Thats at least one factor which would make Trump a better pole vaulter.
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