Politician proudly displays own penis in campaign ad

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I dunno from this guy, but it sure beats sheepishly displaying their own penis in a twitter picture, so at least there’s that!

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Also, his name is an anagram for “Wang jerkin’ hero.”

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I initially read that as “Putin proudly displays own penis in campaign ad” and was not phased.

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'Pretty certain that’ll be the gayest thing I see today.

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Definitely more impressive than Uncle Silas.

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He’s pretty darn physically fit for 52, I’ll give him that. Fit for public office? I leave to the people of Copenhagen to decide.

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Is he campaigning for erection?

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Seems like a bit of a limp campaign right now, but let’s see if he rises up to the occasion.

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I’d totally vote for him.

Also, points for dispelling gun owners have small dicks.

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I’m surprised that we got 9 posts in without mention of the revolver. Not sure about the hammer being in that position, though maybe I’m going off half-cocked…

(What? the door’s that way you say? [shuffle, shuffle, shuffle…])

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whelp, he’d get my vote.

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This is the first political ad that I found easy to fap to.

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The first word that came to my mind were “That’s not a knife…that’s a knife.”

Danish politician looks at America: “That’s not how you post dick pics…that’s how you post dick pics.”

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Gun control is penis envy?

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