Pathetic, innit? This right here was the most important thing Sorbo could think of to say about Harris. He can’t come up with any sort of attack of actual substance.
SAD.
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If Donald Trump is orange, have him say the spray tan word(s).
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Wasn’t that the show that answered the question “is it possible to design a handheld, cylindrical sci fi weapon which grows in length and is somehow even more phallic than a lightsaber?”
I didn’t see much of that show but the dumb “force lance” is hard to forget.
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So, i was at a scifi convention, and they were killing time before the next panel.
The MC asked the audience their convention horror stories.
One woman explained she and her sister were doing a cosplay ensemble, both anime characters from something.
Kevin Sorbo was smitten with them, and asked if they’d like to have a threesome.
Grossed out, the one said, “did you miss the part where I said this was my sister?”
He didn’t get it. He couldn’t fathom why two sisters didn’t want to get it on with Kevin Sorbo.
She kept trying to phrase it in different ways. Whatever KS imagined in this threesome, it seemed like incest to her - having a threesome with her sister. As she exclaimed, “GROSS!”
K.S. continued to be perplexed. Didn’t they grasp this was a threesome with KEVIN SORBO?!
Obviously, this was a while ago, before his holier-than-thou phase.
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Also, having an acting role.
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I have absolutely zero problem believing that this egocentric proposition and his holier-than-thou phase could overlap. I would believe this story if you said it happened today, while he was texting hatred about other peoples sex lives.
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I was a little disgruntled (“disappointed?”) when he showed up on Supergirl playing Lar Gand, but then the character was killed and that made it so much better.
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The bit where he checks his finger is Oscar worthy
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It’s weird how such a homophobic dude spent years portraying a guy known for being in a long term same sex romantic relationship. I guess Sorbo is gay for pay,
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Why is that awful man smiling?
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Ah, this is his “tails I win, heads you lose” scenario, in his mind. If she doesn’t do it, she’s not “really Black,” and if she does, she’s “gangsta” and unpresidential. What a fucking creep. Stick to making those bad Christian propaganda movies, Kev, where all the evil atheists are secretly just Christians who hate god.
And can I just add:
The more I learn about Lucy Lawless, the more I like her.
There were a lot of interesting ideas that didn’t go anywhere, and then the show really fell apart. The characters/set-up were the best part. (I watched it inconsistently at first, then quickly not at all.) I hadn’t considered the role Sorbo played in the decline at the time, but now…
I mean, in general it’s entirely consistent for Christian conservatives to also be sex pests, and in his case, he’s accused of propositioning/sexually harassing his costar well after he turned himself into a “Christian entertainment producer”, and his big religious experience turning point happened while he was still doing Hercules, so…
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Wrote him off years ago, as soon as he spouted a political opinion in public…
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I don’t think he could stand that Keith Hamilton Cobb had far more screen presence than him, and once he got control of the show, the whole Tyr character and plot turned to porridge.
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And they probably just ripped it off from the Minbari fighting pike (Denn’bok) which appeared years earlier in Babylon 5.
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Sorbo outed himself many years back as an awful person. Thanks for reminding us that he’s still awful.
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When will God send a cease and desist letter to these guys taking His name in vain?
I bet they will be surprised when they go in another direction.
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There were always the D&D campaigns with a magic switch-pike.
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Sorbo turned out to be such a goon.
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