Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/05/one-ton-boulder-mysteriously-m.html
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if a 1 ton boulder moving isn’t a sign of the multiverse existing i dunno what is!
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Anyone else familiar with the idea of a black rock with a white stripe encircling it is for wishing with? As I know the tradition, one throws the rock into a body of water to ‘make the wish come true.’
So, obviously, local Sasquatch had a wish, dropped rock into nearby body of water, attained desire, replaced wet rock in place. QED.
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Some things you just want to be true.
Nice.
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without gear it would take a dozen people lifting over 150 pounds each to move that thing, that’s some next-level prank
maybe a forest version of desert sailing stones, lol
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Maybe whoever took it & brought it back suffered from something like Bigfoot’s Curse…
Big Foot: it’s one of his boulder moves.
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So whats the origins of this boulder. Isn’t that a little too far south to be brought by a glacier? Perhaps from a mountain?
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I don’t know what kind of papier-mache universe that rock is located in, but in the one we occupy there is no way in hell is that only 1 ton. Assuming that it is a cube of granite (basalt, quartz and schist have similar densities) roughly 4’ on a side, it would weigh 5.5 tons.
Not the job for a Sasquatch.
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Seems to me they should check with the local interdimensional Bigfoot.
Just got off the phone with Mr. Bigfoot, he says check with the Unicorns.
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Pshshsh a quick check of the boulder’s IG shows it’s been in Las Vegas trying to be a big roller. Of course when the luck ran out it came rolling back all sad and broke to its old spot.
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Have we missed a glacial episode? That behavior seems ::puts on sunglasses:: erratic.
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cue Also Sprach Zarathustra
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Is “Interdimensional Bigfoot” already in the band name thread?
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The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles apparently.
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It was Cessair of Diplos.
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