“Nothing would be worse than declaring victory before the victory has been won. Therefore we will be extending our guidelines to April 30,” he said.
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“Covidien” was a little obvious
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The Furby probably wouldn’t spend as much time bragging about his TV ratings.
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I posted the screenshot instead of a link to keep from giving all his BS any air, but whatever.
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Anyone focused on their ratings during a pandemic is clearly a cnut.
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And everyone from MSNBC to the New York Times agrees.
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When The Network was released it still seemed like an out-there idea that TV ratings would one day be deemed more important than even a single life.
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And yet here we are, in such a short space of time.
Fuck.
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Yeah, everybody knows that GWB’s “Mission Accomplished” banner was the worst thing that happened during the war in Iraq. 
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We only remember 2 lies from that war so in a sense, it worked.
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I am very much not a psychiatrist, but I have to admit that I feel like we are watching him absolutely lose whatever faculties he once had, on national tv and in real time. It would be sad if he were not the president. But he is, so it is abso-fucking-lutely terrifying.
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He simply can’t die soon enough.
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I literally don’t care about the cause at this point.
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I don’t disagree but I’ve felt that way every day since he launched his campaign.
Remember Time Magazine published this in August 2016:
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Dunno, his entire campaign was to show us how unfit for the job he was…
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I only hope it’s not C-19 simply because that will negatively impact other people as well.
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