Walmart CEO says weāre in the āhair colourā phase of panic buying
Perhaps, like the Passover, we shall find this provides the common societal basis for a new ritual.
When the lifting of the COVID-19 lockdown is celebrated in 3000yrs the rituals will involve each of these products in sequence, one for each week:
- First, sanitize our hands to recall the moment when we all realized this was going badly.
- Second, drink a shot of toilet paper moonshine to recall the time when TP was too precious to waste.
- Third, a slice of ham, because by week three fresh meat in the fridge wasnāt looking too good.
- Fourth, leavened bread, because we had all rediscovered baking.
- Fifth, everyone colours their hair a bright new shade to celebrate the hope that this too shall passā¦
Iām sure there will be more ritual steps before celebration closes and everyone goes out for a bag of ritual groceries, ritually greeting each neighbour at their house on the way, asking if they need anything from the shopā¦
Maybe Iāve been locked in a bit long and need a walkā¦
Wait until the DWP declares him fit to workā¦
Wait until the DWP declares him fit to work
Hopefully, for everoneās safety, Johnson gets pensioned off as demonstrably past his useful working life.
Donāt forget the āHanging of Satanā:
Iām sure there will be lots of schisms and local variants on the ritualsā¦ 
Let there be infinite diversity in infinite combination.
If USPS is gone, all that vote by mail stuff goes away. Win! (Fucking asshole)
Itās always been on the agenda on the right to try and privatize mail. Nice huge grift and break unions at the same time.
Engineering a crisis is just the opportunity theyāve been waiting for. Except that the Constitution gives power to Congress, not the Executive. Keep a close eye on what they try and slip into the next bill.
Also - call his bluff and make him veto a bailout for small businesses.
Tl;dr: the āhopefulā one on remdesivir is the same one I commented on earlier, no useful information came out of it other than āit doesnāt seem to kill people.ā Which brings us to the hydroxychloroquine study. It kills people. That is rather less hopeful.
No mention of the blindness? Or does that only happen after long-term usage?
Ha, thatās awesome.
Come on now.
Sheās making sure we ALL are socially distant! Even in our artā¦
Wow! Someone made a cardboard cut out! 
Heh!
I wonder if those paintings are both at the Art Institute? I remember that the first one is.
I dunnoā¦ Iām familiar with them both, but am not sure where they areā¦ Iād guess the first one is in France? The American Gothic might be at the Art Institute?
Itās a great meme, tho.
āYou have to move, you canāt sit down,ā says a resident who cleaned his own favela in Rio.
Together with his brother Tande, Thiago Firmino says that he collected R $ 3.500,00 from his friends and bought sprayers to use in the neighbourhood.
Thiago and Tande Firmino diluted 30 liters of bleach and spent 5 hours disinfecting the alleys of the slum where they live.
āWe are saving lives. The favelas are the last place to receive any kind of benefit. So, we have to move, we canāt sit down, āsays Thiago.
