Ongoing coronavirus happenings

Well, fuck.

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There’s a nonzero chance that he’s lying.

But he’s a slippery one.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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I’m so desperately waiting for the schadenfreude of hubris and karma to come in and finally being his undoing.

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Looks like they’re doing La Boheme on Tuesday, and Traviata on Thursday, so a couple of days of death by consumption.

You’d think that in a time of pandemic they might want to showcase their comic operas. Only one cheerful one currently scheduled (Daughter of the Regiment).

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More NBA fallout.

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You only need to know two things, really:

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The best opera is

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His Dr’s also say he’s in perfect health, weighs 230lbs and is 6’ 3”.

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His doctor says [whatever he’s paid to but keep that on the downlow :shushing_face:].

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Remember, kids:

Isolation = you have tested positive for the virus.

Quarantine = you have been in contact with someone who has tested positive for the virus & are waiting to see if you develop symptoms.

Social distancing = something everyone can do to reduce the risk of transmission.

Clear?

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Ok, I have argued myself blue when people do “but flu kills so many more…” but I have to admit I was stopped cold by “covid kills 50 and we freak out. Heart disease kills millions and we put fried chicken between two donuts.” I actually have nothing.

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Okay, but fried chicken between two donuts is fun: It’s life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It’s a positive choice that you make if you want to lead your life that way. No one is choosing Covid-19, it’s not fun or optional

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Chicken between two donuts is a choice and eating it once is unlikely to kill you.

Covid-19 is s contagious virus that is killing people who would normally not choose to ignore health commonsense. It’s killing those told to come in to work or lose their jobs. It’s killing people who live with someone like that. It’s killing the people trying to take care of the people it’s killing. No one is spinning a roulette wheel and then plunking down a chicken cronut in front of you and forcing you to eat it.

That’s the difference.

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Something’s wrong with how they’re doing things in America

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I cropped Oglaf to make it SFW

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Taco Bell is prepping to go Drive Thru and delivery only

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