Are we certain that Occupy Gift Shop isn’t a Reality TV show being filmed? Because a fake militia, a fake Marine and a fake judge in a fake siege for a fake cause sounds like the very definition of “Reality” TV. This crowd could easily be the next Honey Boo Boo.
What would the show be called? inbRed Dawn? Deliverance: The Next Generation?
How about:
Fear and Loathing in Malheur
We were somewhere around week one, on the edge of the park, when the dildos began to roll in.