Oregon Militia as Reality TV?


#1

Are we certain that Occupy Gift Shop isn’t a Reality TV show being filmed? Because a fake militia, a fake Marine and a fake judge in a fake siege for a fake cause sounds like the very definition of “Reality” TV. This crowd could easily be the next Honey Boo Boo.

What would the show be called? inbRed Dawn? Deliverance: The Next Generation?

How about:

Fear and Loathing in Malheur
We were somewhere around week one, on the edge of the park, when the dildos began to roll in.


#2

West Wingnut
19 Kooks and Counting
Everybody Loves Ammon
Straight Outta Malheur
Fifty Shades of Cammo
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3: The Park Gift Shop


#3

The pilot writes itself . . . a more earnest, outdoorsy version of “Parks and Recreation” or “The Office” or (better?) “Unreal” goes to Oregon. There are the meta political discussions, the arguments about what to ask people to send them, the clean up duty roster, social media messaging talks . . . and a sympathetic hero daughter who just wants to do camping, fishing and diy stuff with her older brother and keeps getting ignored. She breaks the fourth wall during Skype calls home to her grandma. I’d watch it.


#4

Given the 55 gallon drum that’s on its way, one could call it “Parks and Lubrication.”


#5

Then we’d lose audience for our hero daughter.


#6

Survivor: Gift Ship
The Real Househusbands of Malheur
Hick Dynasty
The Biggest Losers
The Simpleton Life
My Big Fat Obnoxious Militia


#7

County Hunters?


#8

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