Aw, you beat me to it.
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I… didn’t mean impressed in a good way.
I meant that he could make a bigger impression if he did it at least one time more.
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He’s never going to make that flight.
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I once tore a back muscle in a bizarre sneezing accident, and was in difficulty of movement for nearly a week. My wife just laughed.
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Teach me to think positively, amirite?
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Another reason to never set foot in a gym. Thanks!
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I would love to hear more.
I have heard of people having their pants removed by a treadmill. They are, after all, just horizontal escalators.
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Current metaphor.
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My favorite part is how he sheepishly looks around. He’s thinking, “Thank goodness no one noticed that!”
Wake up the next day to see trending on Twitter.
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Twist: that was Nathan Peterman.
(This may be the wrong place for that particular joke.)
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He saw god or some facsimile there of.
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Hey speak for yourself, I’m actually at the gym on a treadmill at thiiiiaiiznbbbbbvvvvvvv
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I laughed out loud at that; still snickering a bit, to be honest. 
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Even the chair people aren’t safe.
Yep. He’s like the very definition of going nowhere fast.
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Whoops, wrong impression. The line between looking cool and looking like a fool is very easily crossed.
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If someone makes a Brit slang dictionary and they need a video demonstration of “arse over tit” then here it is.
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My dad used to prep for canoe trips by walking the dog with the canoe on his shoulders. I’m really grateful for my Kevlar ultralight canoe.
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Less likely to attract lightning!
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