Overturned mango truck makes mess of Maryland morning commute

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/07/overturned-mango-truck-makes-m.html

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Mango man go wrong.

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He is toast.

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Fixed it for them: Mismanaged Mangoes Make Mess of Maryland Motorway

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Mangoes muddle morning motoring, Maryland Motorway mangled.

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Mismanaged meandering mango mobile mover makes mucky mess of Maryland morning mass moving.

ETA mucky

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Mango Mayhem Murders Maryland Motorists’ Morning Movements.

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madness!

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Move aside, and let the mango through. Let the mango through.

Also:

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Forget overturned armored cars, this is the kind of accident I’d show up for with a big Rubbermaid bin!

My favorite fruit!

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PeterIG

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Strong first post! Welcome to BoingBoing!

Came for the Harry Chapin reference; left satisfied!

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wait wait i got one too:

Mango mishap makes mess for Maryland motorists

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“Overturned mango truck”

Name of Trump’s sex tape.

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Seems an unusual story to feature on boingboing.

Oh, and “Mango only pawn in game of life.”

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Mango-nificent, you lot! Keep it mango-oving!

futurama-zoidberg-bless-thread

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