Originally published at: Parasitic worms "party" in man's balls | Boing Boing
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No.
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You guys in competition?
Ooo, they have video? Eh, no, no, that’s OK.
They can dance if they want to
… lots of us saw this on Ars Technica, and thought about cross-posting it to “Science FTW” or “Odd Stuff” or something, and chose not to
The parasitic worms are, quite frankly, insulted by your use of quotations. Their party is a PARTY!
I’ve got a bad romance!
There is some journalistic malpractice going on here. I need to know, without clicking a link, how to avoid contracting parasitic party balls in the first place – in much the same way that I recently learned how not do die from coconut milk poisoning.
Well the sack is a rockin’ don’t bother knockin’
Yeah the sack is a rockin’ don’t bother knockin’
Yeah the sack is a rockin’ don’t bother come on in
Kick off your shoes start losin’ the blues
This old sack ain’t got nothin’ to lose
Seen it all for years start spreadin’ the news
We got room on the floor come on baby shake sumpin’ loose
The real uncomfortable question is how many are walking around with wall flower worms that are shy about dancing.
Avoid mosquitoes in India. Esp. those with size 0 proboscii so they can carry worm eggs.
Number 47 said to number 3
“You’re the cutest Wuchereria I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come do the testicular rock with me”
Mosquitos. I should have known. Thanks!
Oh, I know. I was just going for a bit of humorous mock alarm over this bit of squicky news. Didn’t mean to offend anyone.
Not ‘offended’; sarcasm tags are helpful, especially these days.