Parrot wants to touch cat

Obligatory:

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I can attest to the force of parrot bites. I got chomped on the thumb by a bird that mistook my digit for the brazil nut I was holding. It was very painful, but I couldn’t scream for fear of scaring the bird.

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Parrot: “Now that I see it… my talons are much more lethal than your puny claws… yes…Oh! Awake now?.. Nnooo… nnnnot quite. Hmm. You know, I could SPLIT!! you wide open like a ripe melon right now… in fact… !!!.. WHHOOAAA!! Ahem. Minding my own businesssss, just happen to be in the neighborhooood…”

Cat: “WTF”

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A cockatoo can mangle your keys beyond repair faster than you can even form the thought “Noooooo.” Or just play with them, harmlessly. Best to stay on their good side.

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Bird’s a baddass.

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Freakin’ dinosaurs! The nerve!

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“Oh, I’ve had a cockatoo in my time but I’m not seeing anyone right now…”

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Pretty dangerous :thinking:

Understandable.

Possibly - but with a bird this smart it is equally possible the situation would end up with the cat locked in the kitchen and a smug looking parrot waiting for Alexa to deliver its Amazon order of a hundredweight of brazil nuts.

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