Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/09/cockatoo-removes-anti-bird-spi.html
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Polly want an angle grinder.
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I propose this be BB’s mascot
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Or this one…
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As Dr. Grant would be happy to point out, those dinosaurs did not die out, they just evolved into… birds 
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Illegalist birb is best birb 
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[Aussie accent]: “Clever girl.”
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Public Enemy’s ‘Fight the Power’ just started playing in my head.
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Fight the Power!
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Leeds accent.
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Nigel, is that you?
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The proper mix: https://viewsync.net/watch?v=mqUtJn_wxIQ&t=106&v=yhszosgpSoM&t=0&mode=solo
Though I’m partial to Rage: https://viewsync.net/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ&t=0&v=yhszosgpSoM&t=0&mode=solo
“Black bird, white bird, yellow bird. Black bird, white bird, Rip the System!”
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From the article:
One Twitter user who lives nearby in Wentworth Falls, New South Wales, said the bird had once tried to steal his shopping and that it “cons tourists out of their snacks”.
“He is a liar and a thief,” he added.
Holy shit, it really is Nigel.
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I was in the downstairs courtyard of a local pub at the weekend, and this happened:
She flew down, hopped over the stairs, settled down in the planter and proceeded to lay several eggs in front of me. Note the nest material… my son’s comment was “And you watched! You know it’s hard to go when you’re watched!”
Bar staff described her and hubby as ‘worst parents ever’
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Pretty dangerous for who is ever below.
If the screenwriter for Hitchcock’s The Birds had suggested this for the script, he would have been laughed out of the building.
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I, fore one, welcome our sulphur-crested overlords.
Seriously, they are planning to take over. They are establishing bridgeheads, slowly but deliberately putting all the pieces in place, and then… boom, checkmate.
And behind all this? Planning, scheming, instigating? The penguins.
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You seem to have a stray ‘s’ in your post. And you should know to use a capital letter for proper names.
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In Australia, they’re eating the Internet:
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