Passing plane pummels people with poop

Yeah, they were told it was raining poop, but its all in the contrails. Why won’t anyone believe me?

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And from far away, the voice of the President, telling us all it’s just raining.

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Pathogens and Bacteria to the rescue, or in this case not so much.

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That’s the thing, isn’t it? What is described here is

I mean, if it was blue ice from an airplane, I expect it’s something that would have left serious dents and bodily injury as opposed to conjunctivitis. That stuff falls hard.

Of course, it could have been something from a low altitude aircraft, but then, what kind of low altitude aircraft carries human waste?

For that matter, is conjunctivitis from human waste a common phenomenon? Are sanitation workers at a substantially higher risk for that condition?

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Curse you, faulty blackwater holding tank valve!

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It’s a turd! It’s a plane! No, I was right the first time. It’s a turd.

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Hahaha Thank you kind sir. I came for the Joe Dirt references and I did not leave wanting. At least they didnt eat french fries and space peanuts off of it.

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Welp… shit.

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Chemtrails or skid-marks. You make the call.

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to think from blue sky
smelly rain I see from plane
stink eye to pink eye

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Hey, I didn’t realize the Dave Matthews Band was on tour again!

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Well… that’s shitty.

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Yeah the story as given is inconsistent with other blue ice “encounters” which usually involve destruction of property. My first thought was bird poo, which is also a type of excrement which rains down from the sky.

Also, e. coli is just bad for human eyeballs.

Hahaha I remember that one.


What would you say,
you a tourin’ on a bus?
You a sprayin’ passin’ cars?
What would you say?

It’s going to take more than vinegar spray to make those pooptrails go away.

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Don’t you mean Air Force Two?..Air Force One is for pee dropping only.

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Phew. She was lucky to have survived a Close Encounter of the Turd Kind.

on another note:

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Point Pleasant Police Department…

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Pathetic.
& Potentially painful.