Yeah, they were told it was raining poop, but its all in the contrails. Why won’t anyone believe me?
And from far away, the voice of the President, telling us all it’s just raining.
Pathogens and Bacteria to the rescue, or in this case not so much.
That’s the thing, isn’t it? What is described here is
I mean, if it was blue ice from an airplane, I expect it’s something that would have left serious dents and bodily injury as opposed to conjunctivitis. That stuff falls hard.
Of course, it could have been something from a low altitude aircraft, but then, what kind of low altitude aircraft carries human waste?
For that matter, is conjunctivitis from human waste a common phenomenon? Are sanitation workers at a substantially higher risk for that condition?
Curse you, faulty blackwater holding tank valve!
It’s a turd! It’s a plane! No, I was right the first time. It’s a turd.
Hahaha Thank you kind sir. I came for the Joe Dirt references and I did not leave wanting. At least they didnt eat french fries and space peanuts off of it.
Chemtrails or skid-marks. You make the call.
to think from blue sky
smelly rain I see from plane
stink eye to pink eye
Hey, I didn’t realize the Dave Matthews Band was on tour again!
Well… that’s shitty.
Yeah the story as given is inconsistent with other blue ice “encounters” which usually involve destruction of property. My first thought was bird poo, which is also a type of excrement which rains down from the sky.
Also, e. coli is just bad for human eyeballs.
Hahaha I remember that one.
What would you say,
you a tourin’ on a bus?
You a sprayin’ passin’ cars?
What would you say?
It’s going to take more than vinegar spray to make those pooptrails go away.
Don’t you mean Air Force Two?..Air Force One is for pee dropping only.
Phew. She was lucky to have survived a Close Encounter of the Turd Kind.
on another note:
Point Pleasant Police Department…
& Potentially painful.