Originally published at: Paul Newman's daughters suing "Newman's Own", saying it doesn't give enough to charity | Boing Boing
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The prospect of in vitro “Newman’s Own” grown from his stem cells is promising, but years from being a practical store-bought product.
hey rob, what are you smoking? does your editor know you’re smoking on the job?
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“a line of food products that incorporate Paul Newman’s genetic material”
That is much more on-brand for Heston than Newman.
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Beat me to it.
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Just change the name to “Newman’s Don’t Own” which is apparently closer to the truth
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New Man’s Own.
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WTF is that last paragraph? Some stories are more appropriate than others for trying to show how funny you are. Maybe think harder about it next time.
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That last paragraph was pretty cringeworthy. It’s a serious topic, not an article for Cracked.
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Your stem cell aside is not funny.
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