Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/16/internet-of-santorum.html
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“Smart Buttplugs.”
Finally, a name for my Butthole Surfers tribute band.
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Why does one’s buttplug need internet access?
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The Cult of the Dead Cow probably never expected to see backorifice implemented so literally.
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Great. Someone has plagiarized the code controlling Lindsey Graham. Albeit, Lindsey isn’t that smart.
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“I gotta lay low for awhile, I’ve got the NSA up my ass.”
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Future headline:
Who is behind the Buttnet Worm?
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Sounds like a great plot for the next Chuck Tingle novel.
To drive engagement?
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Future actually plausible interview:
"Good afternoon, Dr. Penes.
So, you’re applying for a tenured professorship in Teledildonics Engineering, and you have quite the resume.
You were a penetration tester for buttplugs?
You’re hired!"
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Intel Inside
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No one wants to mention the judicious use of “penetration” in the headline? Just sayin…
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omg how could I have missed that… 
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Teledildonics already selected as a band name.
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Just make sure your partner’s smartphone has screen protection.
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That’s why it’s important not to have any open ports.
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Critical. Privacy. Vulnerabilities.
Doesn’t that pretty much also pertain to buttplugs that aren’t smart?
Backdoor access?
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Need to watch for Trojans.
Hmph. Smart buttplugs with Bluetooth? It ought to be possible to connect them to Alexa.
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Because the internet is full of assholes.
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