Penis fish, Simon Cowell’s missing boobs, and Hillary Clinton’s gay flings, in this week’s dubious tabloids

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Beneath a photo of a California beach littered with the organisms, and an inset photo of a pair of hands holding a good eight inches of penis fish, the best headline the wags at the ‘Globe’ can come up with is: “Man, Oh, Man, These Fish Are Gross!”

Believe it or not, this is a real thing:

Odd Stuff (Part 1)

Thousands of 10-inch pulsing penis fish