I kind of thought there might be some giant, elaborate Lego sculpture made of thousands of blocks somewhere in the images.
Oh, well. Better get started.
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Anyone who says Legos don’t hurt anyone has never had to walk barefoot through a child’s room in the dark.
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Sqyntz
September 2, 2018, 3:14pm
#4
https://ideas.lego.com/guidelines#content
Just in case you were wondering. (I was.)
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Ratel
September 2, 2018, 3:19pm
#5
I think you have no choice.
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Ratel
September 2, 2018, 3:36pm
#7
I recommend Technics.
Also, I expect there’s been more wanking over this than all the video of minifigs bumping together:
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Which rule covers “There’s an XKCD for that!” ?
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“Our parts fit together perfectly, baby! We were made for each other!”
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Ratel
September 2, 2018, 5:39pm
#12
I can only imagine how much more painful stepping on an erotic Lego would be.
I’m never letting my son play with those.
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I was more thinking of this xkcd:
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Jorpho
September 2, 2018, 10:20pm
#15
Oh bollocks, Frinkiac.com is down. This desperately calls for a GIF from:
"Brick Like Me" is the twentieth episode of the 25th season of the American animated sitcom The Simpsons, and the 550th episode of the series. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 4, 2014. It was written by Brian Kelley and directed by Matthew Nastuk. The episode features a mix of traditional animation and computer animation. In the episode, Homer wakes up in an alternate reality where everyone and everything is made of Lego bricks, and he must figure his way out befor Ho...
ETA: Ah, Frinkiac only goes up to Season 17 anyway. Too bad. We’ll just stick with this, then.
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agies
September 3, 2018, 2:35am
#16
I feel like it’s pretty difficult to differentiate the people for whom this is an actual fetish from those who just think the idea of Lego porn is funny.
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I watched it, and it was horrible. I love legos, have no problem with porn, but this just seems silly.
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bashful
September 3, 2018, 3:00pm
#20
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