People are getting their blocks off with LEGO porn

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/02/people-are-getting-their-block.html

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I kind of thought there might be some giant, elaborate Lego sculpture made of thousands of blocks somewhere in the images. :frowning_face:

Oh, well. Better get started.

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Anyone who says Legos don’t hurt anyone has never had to walk barefoot through a child’s room in the dark.

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https://ideas.lego.com/guidelines#content
Just in case you were wondering. (I was.)

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I think you have no choice.

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Plug and play?

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I recommend Technics.

Also, I expect there’s been more wanking over this than all the video of minifigs bumping together:

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Which rule covers “There’s an XKCD for that!” ?

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“Our parts fit together perfectly, baby! We were made for each other!”

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I can only imagine how much more painful stepping on an erotic Lego would be.

I’m never letting my son play with those.

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I was more thinking of this xkcd:

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0NudHEd

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Oh bollocks, Frinkiac.com is down. This desperately calls for a GIF from:

ETA: Ah, Frinkiac only goes up to Season 17 anyway. Too bad. We’ll just stick with this, then.

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I feel like it’s pretty difficult to differentiate the people for whom this is an actual fetish from those who just think the idea of Lego porn is funny.

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pants

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I watched it, and it was horrible. I love legos, have no problem with porn, but this just seems silly.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/12ZBuVQwADUq9W/giphy.gif
Honey, where are my pants?

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