Psycho killer, qu’est-ce c’est?
2 Likes
They really should leave impersonating crime fighters to the more experienced
…
4 Likes
Idiocracy’s got you covered.
3 Likes
Oh right, here’s another:
2 Likes
I just realized I went to school with a Jeremy DeWitte… I had to look it up, oh no, it was Jeremy DeWitt. Whew, that would be weird…
FWIW - there is the 2nd part of the video:
And dude is a registered sex offender:
https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=45895
3 Likes
We need change the laws on funeral escorts in CA. I had one of these fake cop funeral escort motorcycle guys run me off the road at a freeway on ramp to keep me out of a funeral procession that was traveling on the freeway. They use motorcycles that look
like police motorcycles (complete with flashing lights) as well as uniforms. It’s deliberately deceptive. And running me off the road was incredibly unsafe.
4 Likes
you’re right in that it’s an attempt to sound objective.
We do the same thing in science by writing in 3rd person passive voice to remove agency. As an English major, let me tell you, it’s like nails on a chalk board.
2 Likes
I do not have law enforcement powers but I do enforce a semi-gated communities rules.
As a Dispatcher there is an art to turning officer descriptions into actual reports your client can understand.
BOT: You reached to high dude.
I think about this shit every time a NYC film producation PA tries to redirect me on the sidewalk thorough sheer presence and bluster. I immediately go from mild mannered citizen to
in my head
6 Likes
Real piece of something, for sure!
Not the mama!
No bullets, No Police Officer.
Just had to be “Florida Man”.
1 Like
Yep. Came here to say that the headline should be “Florida Man impersonates officer”, or at least the tag, should be “Florida Man”.
1 Like
Well, it is kind of telling that he was arrested and escorted to a police station rather than just being shot at the very first sight of a “weapon”…
Didn’t need the picture to guess his skin tone.
1 Like
Having seen parts 1 & 2, I can conclude that I would not want to be that guy’s public defender. The dude does not shut up.
2 Likes
It’s also a speech pattern that seems to develop when trying to invoke the authority of the state to people you are interacting with. You end up using a lot of “institutional” sounding words as are used in government documents, but without necessarily the care in usage of someone who is writing in that style. The result is often something that sounds like a machine learning algorithm trained on old DMV records and the fine print on parking tickets.
2 Likes
He keeps referencing Florida Statute 960 as permission for his “less-lethals” and other gear.
960.001 Guidelines for fair treatment of victims and witnesses in the criminal justice and juvenile justice systems.
What the heck is he talking about? I mean, obviously BS, but at least quote some real shit to cover your butt if you’re running around playing dress-up.
2 Likes
This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.
