By any chance were his teeth dancing?
Did anyone check the RARE video game headquarters?
Last seen with dog.
C’m on, Rob, own up…
That police artist is brilliant.
As a pretty good portrait artist, I would point out to the police that the corners of people’s mouths generally fall on a vertical parallel line that bisects the pupil of the eye. I wonder if they even questioned the size of that mouth before committing to it?
I bet the following tweet was a job announcement for a digital sketch artist position.
Last seen with female accomplice.
I think they are a genetic experiment to see what happened when someone crossed Ronaldo with Cristiano Ronaldo.
It looks like the result isn’t the best forward the World has seen, unless there is a good twin out there.
It pays to be in high demand.
They found the Baby’s Daddy [edit] No wait, this photo was from years ago. I bet he grew up and is now on the lam.
Dammit, stop feeding us earworms! Now I’m not getting any sleep tonight.
Oh, the Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat? Surely not. He’s a librarian. Not someone who would disregard the rules of law, like “no talking” “no drinking”, “no burglary”.
On the other end of the quality spectrum, Australian caricaturist William Ellis Green once spotted a burglar in his house stealing a bicycle. He gave the police his own sketch (wish I could find a copy of it online), and the guy was apprehended within half an hour.
You are obviously wasted on the outland.
He also does bronze (the one on the left)…
Jeepers!
TIL