By any chance were his teeth dancing?
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Did anyone check the RARE video game headquarters?
Last seen with dog.
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C’m on, Rob, own up…
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That police artist is brilliant.
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As a pretty good portrait artist, I would point out to the police that the corners of people’s mouths generally fall on a vertical parallel line that bisects the pupil of the eye. I wonder if they even questioned the size of that mouth before committing to it?
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I bet the following tweet was a job announcement for a digital sketch artist position.
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Last seen with female accomplice.
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I think they are a genetic experiment to see what happened when someone crossed Ronaldo with Cristiano Ronaldo.
It looks like the result isn’t the best forward the World has seen, unless there is a good twin out there.
It pays to be in high demand.
They found the Baby’s Daddy [edit] No wait, this photo was from years ago. I bet he grew up and is now on the lam.
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Dammit, stop feeding us earworms! Now I’m not getting any sleep tonight.
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Oh, the Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat? Surely not. He’s a librarian. Not someone who would disregard the rules of law, like “no talking” “no drinking”, “no burglary”.
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On the other end of the quality spectrum, Australian caricaturist William Ellis Green once spotted a burglar in his house stealing a bicycle. He gave the police his own sketch (wish I could find a copy of it online), and the guy was apprehended within half an hour.
You are obviously wasted on the outland.
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He also does bronze (the one on the left)…
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Jeepers!
TIL
