Police in Warwickshire, England would like you to be on the lookout for this man


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/04/03/police-in-warwickshire-englan.html


#2

well judging by the eyes we know @beschizza isn’t moonlighting as police sketch artist.


#3

Cristiano Ronaldo, that you?


#4

If he’s wanted for “distraction burglary” I have to say he choose the correct crime speciality.


#5

“wanted for a distraction burglary”
Its pretty obvious why the victim was “distracted”.


#6

Ah, good ol’ Smiley McSmileson.


#7

They’ve caught more with less…



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#9

Meanwhile in Cheshire, England:


#10

Be honest; how many of you would have called the police after seeing that guy, regardless of whether or not you’d seen the mug shot first?

Either that, or you’d have gone after the barman for serving you tainted whiskey.


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#12

That sketch is uncanny.


#13

He looks rather hungry.


#14

Still better than the previous image they had of him.


#15

It could have been worse.


#16

He stole my Chiclets, as well!


#17

Nguyen he think he is? Either way, he’s Phuoc’d…


#18

Edit: If this were in the US, we’d just shoot everyone wearing a black knitted cap.


#19

Nailed it.


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