Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/13/police-officer-gives-pretend-t.html
…
“Better cover my bases and call in the tow truck/plow combo. . .”
Very impressive work with that car, and nice to see a cop that doesn’t shoot and harass anyone. From blogs you get the impression that killing people is all cops do.
It wasn’t one of those neighborhoods.
So… cops not afraid of snowflakes.
it is good to know if you are planning on inviting both Paddington Bear, Mr BunBun, and A Police Officer to your tea party that you have it valeted.
That is a damn nice snow sculpture.
Guess someone snowed that copper!
Plus the car was white.
It’s always annoyed me that there is no English word that works as a quasi-adverb like “both”, but covers three or more items. I would probably have said “throth” here, in the hope that it’d catch on.
Have you ever laughed while simultaneously trying to say “BOOOO” aloud? Because I just did and I wish I’d recorded that.
“y’all” as a collective second person needs to be made official too. And I keep trying to get “stepth” to edge out “steepness…” Deep:Depth::…
I second the call to standardize y’all.
A local black man sat in the snow car. Was soon given real ticket by cop for non-working tail light. At gunpoint.
Please tell me you’re not one of those that uses heighth
The driver didn’t get off so easily. (“I said FREEZE, motherf***er!”)
HINT: It wasn’t an actual car filled with brown people.
As a recovering Detroit sports fan, many times…
You can’t go around being a cynic all the time.