Police release dash cam footage of beaver loose in hospital "looking to nom nom a Christmas tree"

Originally published at: Police release dash cam footage of beaver loose in hospital "looking to nom nom a Christmas tree" - Boing Boing

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The Beaver got the full Indiana Jones experience; even ending with a death defying leap in to a river. Merry Christmas, ya large, semiaquatic rodent!

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Maybe more Short Round than Indy?

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Wrestling Awww GIF

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“beaver loose in hospital”

Wasn’t that a Madonna video? Or was it Weird Al?

The uncerimonious splash from the laundry cart into the pond is what got me.

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“A beaver in dire need of teeth whitening strips.”

Fun beaver facts: Their teeth are orange because they are reinforced with iron. All beavers have two sets of lips. The outer lips covered in hair are the ones you see when you’re staring at a beaver, but there are a pair of inner lips behind the teeth. That allows them to carry objects in their mouth while still holding their breath.

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That reminds me of something, but I can’t really put a finger on it.

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Kurt Vonnegut knew this.

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”

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Dash cam? Doing a Blues Bros car chase through a hospital seems worse than Winona’s pet beaver sauntering through. Maybe it needed a shot for beaver fever.

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