So, instead of our tax dollars paying for a group of people to follow the rules and do their jobs, we’ve gotten folks who do less than the bare minimum in investigating, find loopholes for getting out of doing actual work, and have a history of inappropriate behavior. We need to get our money back.
#DefundThePolice
Reminds me of the movie I saw once that retells the story of Pinocchio told form the perspective of a sex doll that comes to life and goes on a journey around LA.
It’s unclear whether authorities will investigate.
Investigate what? Littering?
This.
Surely, checking for signs of life ought to be the first thing to be done, in case an ambulance and emergency treatment are needed?
So there is no room for an EMT to try and save the life before a coroner shows up? Is that the rule in Georgia?
Photo or its not real.
one of the major reasons people think silicone is unrealistic for sex toys is because its cold. because of this there are warmers for sex toys. the reverse is also true. a body without body heat does not feel like a human body to most people. ahem so I hear… stiffness (that you can visually see) would be a sign of either a corpse or a doll instead of someone in need of an ambulance. plus discoloration…
besides if it was face down in a puddle they wouldn’t have the face to go by and they could still have checked for a pulse.
Hearing Tom Sharpe’s name always makes me think of a cheese-grater. Yeetch!
@anon61833566 Zombie Sexdoll; what could possibly go wrong?
@brokenwords I think that, in this case, it might be “Photo and its not real”.
Not just a US thing
https://www.thelocal.de/20160512/headless-lbeck-corpse-turns-out-to-be-discarded-sex-doll
What proof do we have that it is a sex doll? It could just be a standard, human-sized, fully anatomically featured doll that is totally not for sex.
Think of the amazing tea parties you could have with two or three of these, you could use adult-sized tea cups, saucers, and tea pot.
Two thoughts…
This is a version of The Body/Stand by Me I had never expected.
How long before sex doll/robot assistant pollution becomes as ubiquitous as discarded aluminum cans?
Odds are good it was white.
Soon we will be living in a science fiction anime reality and it will not be as funny as it should be.
Obligatory:
It’s only mostly dead. Put a fresh pack of batteries in it.
What do those sex dolls do when someone yells, “Andys coming”?
