Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/28/dead-body-turns-out-to-be-sex.html
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Put these guys up for some kind of an award.
“Any mannequin can be a sex doll if you try hard enough,” he posted, despising himself.
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Many of the stories I’ve read about sex dolls/robots have had the theme of allowing a person to live out fantasies that they might be embarrassed to talk about to their partner. Was this someone living out their “disposing of a dead hooker” fantasy? 
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Probably someone too embarrassed to also talk about their sex doll.
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The doll was stolen from the evidence locker three times, and each time turned out to be a mannequin and not a sex doll.
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Well; love em and leave em?
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This headline is kind of weird, but the reverse of it is so, SO much worse.
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Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s just a mannequin.
¿Porque no los dos? I ask, regrettably.
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Hah that’s exactly what popped into my head. Maybe I shouldn’t admit that.
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Well that’s a new twist on finding porn in the woods.
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Reminds me of a short story where an Englishman is driving thru Mexico with his wife at night, sees something at the side of the road & stops his car to investigate. He grabs an object off the road & puts it in the car. A truck pulls up & a Mexican gets out who doesn’t speak English. The Mexican pulls out the torso of a mannequin & asks thru sign language if the gringo has seen something. The man shakes his head & the other man gets into his truck & drives off. The Englishman gets into his car & his wife asks him why he hadn’t shown the truck driver what he had picked up. The husband reaches into the back seat & dumps a severed leg into his wive’s lap.
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You are not alone… I mean that in a supportive, non-creepy manner… regardless of how it might come across.
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Just a mannequin - because Sex doll is just so much more important.
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If it were a legitimate sex doll, that would be a very expensive fantasy.
There’s still a bit if a social stigma against just leaving one’s full-size sex doll in front of one’s house for curbside trash pickup.
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Holy shit. There are two possibilities here: the police showed up, investigated, saw the doll/mannequin* closeup and failed to identify it as a doll, or the cops never showed up/got out of their cars at the reports of human remains, leaving it instead for the coroner. I’m not sure which is worse - cops that inept/idiotic or that criminally negligent.
*And there’s quite a difference between the two - a sex doll would have seams but a mannequin would be made of stiff plastic with obvious joint-gaps where the limbs are attached. It would take a lot more (stupidity/lack of effort) to ignore those.
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That really does look like a mannequin. It’s bald, and the stiff arms and hands are posed in the way that mannequins are made. Which begs the question: what’s with the pixelated “private parts”?
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Someone, somewhere might be…ahem…titillated by the vision of plastic lumps that are vaguely genital shaped.
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Isn’t that just Feck’s inflatable love doll?
