Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/30/pope-urges-barbers-and-hair-st.html
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How do you say “gossip” in Italian, anyway?
Hand signals, mostly.
Gossip.
Loan words… loan words everywhere.
Or pettegolezzi.
I’m sure they’ll stop gossiping as soon as you stop protecting those who sexually assault children.
Seems low on the list of priorities but considering he was talking to a group of barbers it kinda makes sense. And if by gossip he means spreading negative stories about private people (maybe their own customers) to other customers, yeah that sounds like a decent thing to avoid. It only makes me wonder why it came up. Is there a particular problem with this in Rome? Does the pope have direct experience with this?
Edit: if this is hinting at something darker - like he’s suggesting people not talk about, oh let’s say, clerical abuse, or that sort of whistleblowing that isn’t easily taken to authorities, we may have a different conversation going here. I just mean like avoiding the sort of gossip like painting ugly pictures of people who don’t deserve it seems like decent advice.
Shots fired…
“… and stop asking if your customers would like “something for the weekend”!”
I know this is a puff-piece for the pope, and as popes go he’s not the dick we’ve come to expect, but I come from a land where Catholic Church services are held to pray for convicted child rapists, while their victims are vilified by the right-wing press.
So I may be a little trigger-happy…
As long as you’re not literally shooting them, you go right ahead.
Well, that and surgery are the REAL reason people go to the barber.
I am confused. Does he want them to treat people with Christian style or treat clients with gentleness and courtesy? It is one or the other.
Dear Mister Pope, your organization has bigger things to worry about than barber shop gossip.
Clearly he was speaking ex cathedra here.
Pope urges barbers and hair stylists not to gossip
Then how will I get any life challenge pointers, from my plumber?
He probably just doesn’t want them talking about him.
My barber told me this one:
The Pope, Richard Nixon, and a scuba diver walk into a bar. . . the bartender looks up and says “What is this, some kind of joke?”
“Avoid falling into the temptation of gossip that is easily associated with your work,” the pope said, pausing to glare at his own barber and adding, “Roberto.”
As long as he is Italian, yes.
“Don’t do my job, sassy bitches!”