Pornhub has better sense of humor than Italian cheese police

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This from the country that elected a porn star to parliament…


The ad is claiming their cheese is the very best… why for the complainin?


For what it’s worth - I don’t think if it were even somehow possible that I would stick Pornhub in my mouth. Not for the taste anyway.


This is ridiculous for many reasons, but chief among them is that before this total Streisand move, the only people to view this ad would be pornhub users, who are already in on the joke / appreciate the medium. It would be one thing if this aired on network television (still not worthy of government action, but still a slightly different story). Although maybe the Italian government is more hip than others to the fact that limiting the audience to pornhub viewers really doesn’t rule many people out…

Personally, though, I would think that associating aged cheese with exposed genitals can only hurt the mental associations for both brands…


Blessed Repressed are the cheesemakers.


Pfft, we all know Stilton is the Pornhub Premium of cheese.


The obvious difference is that there are some men who do not like cheese.


I’m pretty sure this is in bad taste, but here goes…

The Cheese Ministry’s worst nightmare
(close up on man’s slightly flush face)
Man 1: mmmmmm

(eyes closed, grinning with satisfaction)
Man 2: mmmhmmm, that’s good.

Man 1: oh yeah, 18 months old!
Man 2: you know how this would be even better?
Man 1: Oooooh, mmmm, it’d be hard to be much creamier than this baby.
Man 2: We should go down to the basement and get the little 12 year old Italian

(big reveal!)

bottle of wine.

(Apologies/Acknowledgement to Kevin Nealon and his Michael Jackson joke)


My girlfriend made a salad the other day that had little bits of blue Stilton wrapped in Parma ham and fried til they were crispy. Fuck, that shit is goooooooooood.


Certainly, sir. What would you like?

Well, eh, how about a little Red Head.

I’m, a-fraid we’re fresh out of Red Heads, sir.

Oh, never mind, how are you on Amateurs?

I’m afraid we never have them at the end of the week, sir, we get 'em fresh on Monday.

Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ladies of Sapphos, if you please.

Ah! They’ve beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting them this morning.


Some men like cheese.
Hot temperate cheese.
Green chalk can taste like hippies.

The bible says not to covet thy neighbor’s wife. Good thing I’m an atheist.


So… Someone is actually a bit pissed that Pornhub is doing something “Vulgar”? Are they not aware of what pornhub is?

Ok, I found something on pornhub not “vulgar”:

Casu marzu

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You Bass Turd!!! A dick and a rickroll!?

Oh, revenge is coming quickly.

aww you ruined the ‘shock and horror’ i would have had after work… probably still gonna look then anyway.

That’s some kinky shit right there. You’ll need to go to the darknet, not Pornhub.

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Came for a Cheese-Shop reference, was not disappointed.

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The better question would be “given the situation, how could I possibly resist?”… :blush:

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