Post-election Post-mortem Prior Prognostication Thread

[adonai]

Let me start with this:

Why (or why not) to vote for Hillary Clinton

Finally found a reason not to vote for Hillary - we might get a new Sisters of Mercy album out of it. Sorry Americans, I’ll take Trump + Eldritch over Hillary + nothing.

If Von doesn’t pay up and release another Sisters album, I’m going to glass the grumpy fucker.

And here. Absolutely correct. Will get worse now

Will Clinton "Finish Him" at third debate?

It is not even that so much. Obama was disappointing, but still seemed to do the best he could… The issue is the batshit crazy fuckers who currently hold Congress & the Senate, who were so petulant about Obama that they were fine with shutting the government down because reasons. It’s kind of driven home how powerful the President is, while at the same time how powerless the position really can be. I mean, on the one hand, he (or soon she) can issue an executive order to kill anyone, anywhere …

Very wrong

Donald Trump's still running, but the campaign's over

Trump’s very own Dolchstoßlegende.

Um…sorry guys

Republican leaders' support for Trump unwavering despite his boasts of groping women

Don’t be so negative! I have faith that America can sink even lower.

Bang on the fucking mark:

Pete Burns, singer of Dead or Alive, RIP

Horribly, horribly sad. Fuck you 2016, you’ve done nothing right.