Post your Alternative Facts™

The alt right is a left wing group.

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Congress will repeal and replace Obamacare.

Really? Really? After years of sabotage? My head hurts.

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Good god, is that a real billboard? My head hurts.

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Real men wrap themselves in a false shroud of testosterone-driven superiority because they're scared inside

Real women somehow tolerate it https://t.co/jfS4ur8mEj

— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) February 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/834857867601645568
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Secure adults put No True Scotsman fallacies on billboards.

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“Obamacare doesn’t work folks. It’s, I mean I could say, I could talk.
- Trump explains the ACA to CPAC.
Alterna-fact in bold

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Real men wrap themselves in a false shroud of testosterone-driven superiority because they’re scared inside

And now, a truthful fact as counterpoint:


Real men listen to Björk.

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Hey now, this is NO PLACE for truth, buddy.

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…explain televisions.

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This one gave me a good chuckle

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The Song That Doesn’t End” actually has an ending.
That ending will be played by the final trumpet.
The entire world will sing along, even
those who never knew the song.
That music will be the last
sound in the ears of the
entire human race
as the world
ends.

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Ned Beatty (Bulworth) actually made a mistake.

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The US budget deficit is not a problem. The US just prints more dollars and… voilà! budget deficit solved.

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with the US dollar as global reserve currency this is kind of working. until China stops buying US treasuries* and a few important oil-producing countries switch to another currency** for trading the stuff.

* and they reduced them in the last few years
** the US sees this as dire threat, Libya played with the idea shortly before the country was bombed back to the hunter-and-gatherer age

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That is why it is a good “alternative fact”. Any “fact” for which the answer is “when somebody disagrees, bomb them back to the hunter and gatherer age” is a good USA approved “alternative fact”.
…or did I misunderstand the USA international policy in the past century? :wink:

(To our esteemed readers from the USA: this is a joke, right?)

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Oooh… I hope TrumpCare covers burns!

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I feel like I have seen this headline before.