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(Potentially) Untrue Facts Thread

F-Troop is a stunningly accurate and critically acclaimed documentary detailing the events of a United States Army outpost in the Kansas territory at the end of the Civil War.


We’ve always been at war with ████████.


I am a Swedish bikini model.


I’m really glad that my wife decided we shouldn’t drink all January.


The beneficial effects of trickle-down economics are all around us, if you can just stop being partisan long enough to see them.


Trump was elected by a landslide.


I’m working right now…


a urinary tract infection is fun and energizing.


The check is in the mail.


Trump is watching out for women.


I ate the whole burrito at lunch leaving me invigorated and ready for a highly productive afternoon.


Sunglasses holders will serve a significant yet obscure purpose in the coming New World Order.


After sleeping two whole hours last night, I’m feeling fresh and energetic right now.


I just love getting out and meeting new people.


The first page of Google searches are good primary sources.


Rhode Island is not the smallest state in the US. Texas is.


It’s pronounced “Sharden-Froyder”.


Pluto is the largest planet in the solar system. Pluto is so big that all the other planets in the solar system could fit inside it. More than 1,300 Earths would fit inside Pluto.


Walnut oil is an effective, eco-friendly alternative to WD-40 for lubricating hinges, bicycle chains, and other small, moving metal parts.