Texas is not the smallest state in the US. It’s second, behind Alaska.
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Science has proven that the single most effective way to sharpen knives is to grind them on the sidewalk.
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A surefire way to tell that a girl likes you is when she threatens to call the cops if you don’t climb down from the tree overlooking her bedroom window.
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This veggie bacon tastes way better than the real thing.
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Ted Cruz was born in Guam, which is part of Puerto Rico.
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Gelatin isn’t vegetarian. It’s made from pig intestines.
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All the interstates that run primarily north/south start with a 4.
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Polish is a surprisingly effective method of making old shoes look new.
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Abraham Lincoln’s trademark stovepipe hat concealed a small alien that controlled the 16th president using a complex system of pulleys and levers.
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GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY
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Gabriel Iglesias is very funny.
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If you look at bananas for too long, you’ll go blind.
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Surströmming is a superfood.
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The Bolivian Empire once spanned all of the Mediterranean
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Everything is fine.
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Protectionism and market distortion will make you, me, and all of us, great again.
Or as we like to say on Capitol Hill, let’s Make This Country Grate Again.
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The American Police are very proud of their physical fitness. As part of their duties to protect and serve, they like to encourage fitness in the general populace by holding spontaneous footraces with passers-by.
The public can challenge any officer by simply running up to one, shouting “You’ll never take me, copper!” and starting the race immediately. This is a traditional cry showing that you think that you can’t be beaten by them (never overtaking you) and out of a race with two people, they will finish third. (Copper, or bronze as we now use today.).
They really enjoy this sort of behaviour.
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Dogs can’t look up.
And the shotgun behind the bar is real.
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If you look at the sun through a telescope you can see God.
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That Nazi wasn’t punched, he was just alt-hugged.
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