Power Wash Simulator now canonically part of Final Fantasy

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PowerWash Simulator is a great game that does exactly what it says it will do: Power washing objects and buildings. If you want a meditative relaxing activity, this game is exactly what you need.

To note: the Final Fantasy and Tomb Raider tie-ins are free DLC to the game. If you own the game, you got the DLC. Base price of the game gets you the DLC.

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Honestly, this is probably the most sensible decision Squenix management have made in a few years. Which, to be clear, is mostly a critique of their wholesale ineptitude than saying this is the best decision ever.

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They can do whatever they want to that remake. But, what a missed opportunity for the moogle painting mechanic of Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles. Even in the remaster it takes quite some time to clean.

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I get the appeal. I have played quite a bit of Just Mowing.

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Hmm…

I’m now just waiting for the inevitable revelation that the game is in fact just an interface for allegedly “robotic” lawnmowers.

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I mean, given the other changes that Squenix have made to the plot of the remake, I think the idea of “canon” has been if not destroyed then smeared across the landscape in a manner that could only be removed by vigorous power washing.

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If Ender’s Game was prophetic and pathetic.

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