Not to mention "flogging your possum or loping your mule as well as waxing one’s weasel.
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I think at least one of those you listed may be in The Winker’s Song lyrics.
(Copied below and you can hear them here.)
My mother said,
that I never should,
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk,
I could never understand,
And that’s why I fell in love with my right hand.
And that’s why,
(Chorus)
I’m a wanker,
I’m a wanker,
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I’m a wanker,
I’m a wanker,
And I’m always pulling my pud.
I was twenty five years old before I was kissed,
And then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It’s cheap and convenient,
You can’t catch VD,
It’s available at any time,
And it’s absolutely free.
And that’s why,
(Chorus)
Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,
I’ve got pains in my arms,
And my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water,
And I think I’m going blind.
I’ve wanked over Italy,
I’ve wanked over Spain,
I’ve wanked in an omnibus,
I’ve even had a wank in a train.
I’ve used a badger and a melon and a cat,
An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat,
And that’s why,
(Chorus)
'Ere listen!
Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,
I’ve got pains in my arms,
And my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water,
And I think I’m going blind.
(Chorus x6)
I’m a wanker!
I’m a wanker!
It does me good!
I’m a wanker!
I’m always pulling me pud!
I’m a wanker!
I’m a wanker!
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The frightening thing is that the managing director of a radio station is so ignorant of how radio works.
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Smok’em if 'ya got’em
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Eh. It’s cute, but it’s no “My Ding a Ling”.
I can’t find the version done by Krypton played on the Dr Demento show which is a goddamn crime on humanity.
The funniest thing about this post is how long it took me to scroll through the list on my phone. My wrist and forearm are so tired right now from that rigorous repetitive scrolling.
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Yeah I’m curious what is so alarming about this. Radio is so innocent.
Although reading it again, they do mention this being an issue because of live events outside the station, so it might be a case of the live feed being hijacked, which seems like it would require a different set-up than simply broadcasting on the station’s frequency. Seems like they’re talking about two different things?
They’re hijacking the airwaves! It seems like, at worst, this is a problem of the radio station’s set-up. Which… is still just annoying for them. I suppose, in theory, under very specific circumstances, someone could be broadcasting fake radio announcements with the intent of misleading or causing alarm, but…
Meanwhile “pranksters” on the internet are disabling hospitals and other emergency services and figuring out how to break the electrical grid. I’ll take the masturbating song any day.
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This was a regular at my first college station
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Seewhadimean? Truly endless!
The gift that keeps on giving…
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