Redaction ineptitude reveals names of Proud Boys' self-styled new leaders


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/28/black-boxes-vs-ascii.html


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#3

You know what, I’ll just avoid getting beat up, masturbate whenever I damned well please, and not get a shitty tattoo. Thanks.


#4

They don’t like it when I try that on the bus though.


#5

I just read that damned thing. Can’t believe I wasted time on it. Anyway, looks like I can join after all: the masturbation rule apparently only applies to heterosexuals. For some reason. It is not clearly (or grammatically) written. If I were a braver and a younger man, I would infiltrate and write a book about it. Let’s see . . . Grape Nuts, Wheaties, Cheerios, Chex . . . see? I’m just too old: they’d see right through me with that list of cereals.


#6

Meh I’ve seen worse on the “L”


#7

snl-stefon-laughs-more


#8

you can only jerk off once per month

I’m out


#9

…their weird beat-in ritual where they sock each other while chanting cereal brands; you can only jerk off once per month; and … getting in a fight on behalf of the club…

That’s getting recruits comfortable with violence, comfortable with big/group lying, and comfortable defying conventional laws and authorities, I guess?

On the whole, I’m opposed to guns, I’d rather not wonder if every angry person I meet is armed. But I do wonder how the whole brownshirt shtick is likely to work out in a place like the US, where there’s always a possibility that the people you and your shitbag friends have decided to bully are going to just up and shoot you like Indiana Jones.


#10

eating-popcorn-tv-gif


#11

I can’t believe Jason Lee Van Dyke is still a lawyer. I wonder if he will now begin sueing or threatening Cory, since he has been documented making violent threats against his critics in the past:

It is my belief that Popehat has done a thorough job of collecting verified facts regarding his bigotry and threats.


#12

New York’s hottest club is /spit take, stare at camera with crossed eyes

This place has everything! Psychos, Germfs – German Smurfs – a Russian man on a pre-paid cell phone, Proud Boys…

Proud Boys, what’s that?

It’s that thing when neo-Nazis masturbate once a month and beat each other up while chanting the names of breakfast cereals…


#13

The don’t like it when I do it in the bus, either


#14

Look, there’s nothing funny about a bunch of cereal-obsessed, anti-masturbation fascists who are too dumb to redact their documents properly and accidentally out their leaders…


#15

This can’t be for real.


#16

That’s a gang. Why hasn’t the FBI and state patrols etc just fucking arrested them all?


#17

Same reason as always.


#18

Aren’t these the kind of guys who are supposed to make the trains run on time?


#19

I guess it’s okay, because while they are fascists who are anti-masturbation they are also anti-masturbation fascists.

and I guess now that I think of it, being anti-masturbation fascists means they are also anti masturbation-fascists. It’s the masturbatory fasces trifecta.


#20

I wonder if they like coco-pops?