Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/28/black-boxes-vs-ascii.html
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You know what, I’ll just avoid getting beat up, masturbate whenever I damned well please, and not get a shitty tattoo. Thanks.
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They don’t like it when I try that on the bus though.
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I just read that damned thing. Can’t believe I wasted time on it. Anyway, looks like I can join after all: the masturbation rule apparently only applies to heterosexuals. For some reason. It is not clearly (or grammatically) written. If I were a braver and a younger man, I would infiltrate and write a book about it. Let’s see . . . Grape Nuts, Wheaties, Cheerios, Chex . . . see? I’m just too old: they’d see right through me with that list of cereals.
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Meh I’ve seen worse on the “L”
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you can only jerk off once per month
I’m out
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…their weird beat-in ritual where they sock each other while chanting cereal brands; you can only jerk off once per month; and … getting in a fight on behalf of the club…
That’s getting recruits comfortable with violence, comfortable with big/group lying, and comfortable defying conventional laws and authorities, I guess?
On the whole, I’m opposed to guns, I’d rather not wonder if every angry person I meet is armed. But I do wonder how the whole brownshirt shtick is likely to work out in a place like the US, where there’s always a possibility that the people you and your shitbag friends have decided to bully are going to just up and shoot you like Indiana Jones.
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I can’t believe Jason Lee Van Dyke is still a lawyer. I wonder if he will now begin sueing or threatening Cory, since he has been documented making violent threats against his critics in the past:
It is my belief that Popehat has done a thorough job of collecting verified facts regarding his bigotry and threats.
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New York’s hottest club is /spit take, stare at camera with crossed eyes
This place has everything! Psychos, Germfs – German Smurfs – a Russian man on a pre-paid cell phone, Proud Boys…
Proud Boys, what’s that?
It’s that thing when neo-Nazis masturbate once a month and beat each other up while chanting the names of breakfast cereals…
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The don’t like it when I do it in the bus, either
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Look, there’s nothing funny about a bunch of cereal-obsessed, anti-masturbation fascists who are too dumb to redact their documents properly and accidentally out their leaders…
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This can’t be for real.
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That’s a gang. Why hasn’t the FBI and state patrols etc just fucking arrested them all?
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Aren’t these the kind of guys who are supposed to make the trains run on time?
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I guess it’s okay, because while they are fascists who are anti-masturbation they are also anti-masturbation fascists.
and I guess now that I think of it, being anti-masturbation fascists means they are also anti masturbation-fascists. It’s the masturbatory fasces trifecta.
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I wonder if they like coco-pops?
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