The Proud Boys' masturbation policy: if a member "needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent"

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That sounds easy enough to follow. You know, after the ritual castration.

They still do that, right?

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family guy vomit GIF

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Cults are obsessed with controlling adherents’ sexuality.

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“I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
– General Jack D. Ripper

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I absolutely was getting a General Ripper vibe from this. Glad I wasn’t the only one.

“I, uh … I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I … I do deny them my essence.”

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“needs to ejaculate”? something wrong from the ‘get go’ right there.

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Was anyone else actually surprised by this part?

Do they understand the meaning of the word ‘consent’? There has to be some logical explanation.

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Little boys desperate to become men, and not knowing how to go about it.

Sad.

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What a bunch of wankers!

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All religions are, but potato/tomato.

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Dante Nero?

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The militant wing of No-Fap November.

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Nothing says “I’m a big boy now!” like letting other men dictate what you’re allowed to do with your own genitals.

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Correction: What a bunch of frustrated wankers!

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That is going to be one awkward conversation.

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So who’s the lucky one who gets assigned as the Masturbation Enforcement Officer (MEO)?

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Within one yard. So - two houses away?

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They’re starting to resemble a religious cult. Heaven’s Gate was fixated on the same sort of thing.

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They’ve always been a cult, built around white masculinity… :woman_shrugging:

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