The Proud Boys' masturbation policy: if a member "needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent"

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But how far from a woman without her consent?
I mean really - the joke just write themselves when you’ve got such a target-rich environment…

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All that work- and no one ever calls him Mr Cool Ice.

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Truly a font of wisdom.

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My personal excuse is because he’s never been consistent with the capitalization. You can’t just be running around yelling “Hey, Mr. Cool ICE” or “Hey, Mr. CooL ICE” willy-nilly! It would be chaos!

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On the larger topic of toxic masculinity I thought this was an insightful take:

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Unfortunately the proud boys have shown no signs of being self-solving as of yet.

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Scientology for Nazis. Or just Naziism for Nazis I guess since afaik the Nazis were fond of bizarre religious sex rituals and the like as well.

“I smash my balls against this rock in the name of Jesus of Western Chauvinism because I am not ashamed!”

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Street Gang

Didn’t the DoJ go after the Juggalos on this basis?

Here’s an actual street gang.

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Maybe we need to send them Nike tennis shoes?

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Pretty much… white supremacy has always been a cult.

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How you know when to leave the mine

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I get the feeling this group is one step away from claiming religious status … that would give them license for all sorts of unhinged yet zero consequence actions and the authorities would be hooped.

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Ha! Their “official” site is now an Indonesian gambling site.

officialproudboys.com

So tired of them

https://trashpanda-x.github.io/darklantern/#Proud%20Boys

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If only.

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I read the manual, it’s bizarre.

There’s something in there about Sharia Law, secret handshake, the five breakfast cereals beating initiation, the put a ring on it and knock her up policy, they hate flip flops, cargo shorts, and fedoras, the manual recommends clothes to wear.

They state they are not a political group but are like the Shriners because the Shriners initiate members by beating the crap out of them while reciting breakfast cereal names.

And of course they have a song.

Side note, this guy is an amazing singer.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23583878-proudboyssignup

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The only organization that I ever belonged to with a masturbation policy was the Roman Catholic Church.

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Proud Boys: We don’t want to be controlled by the government or the globalist! Freedom!!!

Also Proud Boys: We want to control your wanking habits. :confused:

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It’s too easy to cheat if public stealth masturbation is allowed.

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