Pre-order a festishistically detailed 1:26 replica of Seinfeld's apartment 5a set


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/03/pre-order-a-festishistically-d.html


#2

Order now and get a free Newman action figure!


#3

Hello, Newman.


#4

Does Steve Bannon get a cut of this too?


#5

Superman seems to be conspicuously missing. Shouldn’t he be on the second-from-top shelf in that bookshelf in the center?


#6

Oh no! I bet you have to stencil your own Apple logo on the computer, too.


#7

What is the deal with these little apartment models?!


#8

I was about to write the same thing. The Superman refrigerator magnet is missing as well. Trouble getting the merchandising rights from DC maybe?


#9

Ya but is it to scale with these guys?

http://cubefigures.com


#10

What a bizarre thing to mail-order. If you were that obsessed with Seinfeld, wouldn’t you build your own?


#11

Possibly the buyer does not have the know how?


#12

He’s there - just transparent.


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#14

Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn’t have time to build it to scale or paint it.


#15

Kramer would. Jerry would just date a girl who has it, feed her rich food and wine, then play with it after she nods off.

[Edit: And Gutierrez beat me to it. Now I’ll spend the rest of the day regretting that I left this comment halfway through to go take that poop. I’ve said too much]


#16

1:26 scale? How does that choice come to be made? I don’t see that scale as standard to anything else…


#17

who knew the Doc was such a Warhammer 40K fan…


#18

Where’s the Snapple?


#19

I must admit, I’m shamelessly stealing this joke, but:


#20

Don’t call them that, call them cozy. It’s the only sort of thing anyone can afford these days.