Presidential hopeful unfamiliar with how clocks work

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It’s less that he’s ignorant of clocks, more that he doesn’t know how metaphors work.

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Maybe he has the same watch I do:

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Perhaps the saying should go, “a broken metaphor is still right once every conservative convention”?

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Perry don’t cotton to no fancy book learn’un!

FACT!

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He said CLOCK, not WATCH… sheesh…

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Uh… what?

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isn’t there one other thing he’s forgetting?.. oops!

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Or he’s simply half as effective as a broken clock.

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Not knowing stuff is how the rich show that they are just like you and me.

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Randi Rhodes called him “The Little Dumber Boy”. Bingo. I miss you, Randi.

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Maybe he means this kind.

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Could be he’s right as often as a broken sundial.

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Rick Perry, like every good Republican, only keeps military time.

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You mean… every night?

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Perry takes a ticking, and keeps on licking.

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Heh… it’s s’posed to tell time, not the weather.

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Between understanding clocks and the tides, it’s no wonder the space program has been floundering.

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Don’t worry, the Republicans have a great idea for how to save money on space launches via the “just push 'em off the edge” approach.

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Maybe he’s French, and so uses a 24-hour clock.