Puppy caught eating paper decides killing witness is only way out


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Pros: No fingerprints left behind.

Cons: No opposable thumbs to aid in disposing of the evidence.


I frequently discuss with the dogs here this fundamental shortcoming. “Oh sure, Sirius, I could hand you the car keys, but then you couldn’t even turn the key in the ignition.”

She gazes in silent agreement. There is nothing for her to say.

(ETA - That’s about as close to haiku as I get.)


The dog wants to have / but could never turn the key / so has naught to say.


The dog is friendly/but pisses on things/he doesn’t understand


“You eat what you kill… it is the Necromongrel way!”


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