1 Like
She’s like a 3 day version of Sam Cooke without the Wonderful World verses.
Don’t know much about history
Don’t know much biology
Don’t know much about a science book
Don’t know much about the French I tookDon’t know much about geography
Don’t know much trigonometry
Don’t know much about algebra
Don’t know what a slide rule is for
…
12 Likes
Maybe somebody should suggest to her that seat belts and speed limits are an government conspiracy
2 Likes
Fun fact. The “gain-of-function research” she says she doesn’t believe in is exactly the type of evolution creationist DO believe in.
In young Earth creationism and baraminology a central tenet is that evolution can explain diversity in a limited number of created kinds which can interbreed (which they call “microevolution”) while the formation of new “kinds” (which they call “macroevolution”) is impossible. This acceptance of “microevolution” only within a “kind” is also typical of old Earth creationism.
3 Likes
I dunno, why is there a need to turn Egyptian dust into a plague of boils?
1 Like
From this I conclude, obviously, that there is a sect of Wuhan-based bioweapon researchers who work directly for the Lord, and we must send them all of our funding and resources to support their holy endeavor. She can do that through me, just send me a check and I’ll forward it.
2 Likes
Huh, now I know how to correctly pronounce her name:
Empty Greene
4 Likes
Perhaps MTG reads chick tracts unironically.
1 Like
So it’s a Game of Domes?
1 Like
16 Likes
I still think Twitter is a cesspool of a platform overall but damned if AOC isn’t one of the best at it.
5 Likes
And I believe she has worms in her brains.
4 Likes
And a very effective bioweapon that god of yours has employed for millennia. Ever hear of the flu?
Paraphrasing a T-shirt I own:
‘Science doesn’t give a flying fuck what you believe’
And evolution? Ever wonder why you need a different flu shot every year?
Since you probably also think you were made in its image, this proves your god is an asshole.
Yabut where’s the money in that? The Rubes want entertainment, not education…
It could be worse. You could be in Texas.
Been watching it devolve for years.
Oh, that was god’s punishment for whatever… they have a [non]answer for everything.
And I believe those worms starved to death.
2 Likes
Does lead paint require oxygen to stick… Oooops just gave more oxygen to MTG… my bad!
1 Like
I am in Texas 
3 Likes
Ah, so you know how it is.
Too bad Molly Ivins & HST aren’t around.
Bill Hicks, too.
1 Like
You know, I understand that literacy tests as a prerequisite to voting were historically racist and everything, but =gestures wildly at everything=…
This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.
