? ❓ ⚛ Questions. Questions? QUESTIONS!? ⚛ ❓?


#4787

Even when the lighting expert is in town?


#4788

What do you go to Iowa City for, anyway?


#4789

The University of Iowa, haven't you heard they don't know how to replace light bulbs so they need to fly someone in from New York to do it?

Seriously, how many people in Iowa City does it take to replace a light bulb?
Nobody knows, that's why they literally need me to go there for three days, what's up with that?


#4790

Perhaps it has something to do with the visual presentation of posteriors when an Iowa light-bulb changer ascends and descends a ladder, compared to imported posterior presentations?


#4791

Don't you know we use catwalks? Ladders, what do you think this is, 1950?


#4792

On the catwalk, eh?

Up on the catwalk, a big wheel is spinning
And Dollars to Deutchmarks, and pennies from heaven
And up on the catwalk, there's one hundred million
With letters from thousands that say Just who are you?''
There's one thousand names that can spring up in my mind
But you'd call it blackmail and that's just not my kind
And up on the catwalk, up on the catwalk
And I don't know why

I will be there, I will be there, I will be there
I will be there, I will be there

Up on the catwalk there's street politicians
That crawl in from Broadway, say then who are you
And up on the catwalk there's one thousand postcards
From Montevideo, say that I'll be home soon
Get out of Bombay and go up to Brixton And look around, to see just what is
missing
And up on the catwalk, girls call for mother And dream of their boyfriends
And I don't know why

I will be there, I will be there, I will be there
I will be there, I will be there
Tonight, under the crystal light, I'll tell you everything I need
Tonight, under the crystal light, surrender everything to me

Up on the catwalk, and you dress in waistcoats
And got brilliantino, and friends of Kim Philby
You float through the night time, like manna from heaven
But what, what do I know, and just what do I know
And up on the catwalk, in sweat that glistens
And I don't know why and I don't know why
I don't know why

I will be there, I will be there, I will be there
I will be there, I will be there
Tonight, under the crystal light, I'll tell you everything I need
Tonight, under the crystal light, surrender everything to me

Angel Angel Angel Angel
Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh
One thousand names that spring up in my mind
One thousand names that spring up in my mind
Like Deodata, Michaelangelo, Robert de Niro, so many others
Nastassja Kinski and Martin Luther - there's room for others, away from me

Up on the catwalk, up on the catwalk, up on the catwalk
I don't know why.


#4793

Why am I looking at an auto-playing anti-smoking advert?

And do we have enough Donalds for this?


#4794

Is that why I'm getting popups about flash not being installed? Doesn't that deserve more than a Donald?


#4795

Don't you know I'm too sexy for the catwalks?


#4796

So.... does that mean you use a ladder?


#4797

No, the catwalks are over their rated sexy limits while I'm there, weren't you aware of the OSHA RSL charts?


#4798

Wasn't it three questions in total, with one errant sentence sandwiched in between?

Isn't 75% an acceptable score, but with room for improvement?

And isn't the feminine version of Francis 'Frances'?


#4799

Please can you kill that autoplaying video?


#4800

Aren't movie quotes something that you don't mess about with?

Isn't this a tough crowd?


#4801

@othermichael: Can you do something about this?

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#4802

Why don't people just flag that darling for 'autoplay video'? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:


#4803

Wouldn't that be a bit echo chamber-y?


#4804

Didn't Kanye already proclaim that I made the most echo-chambery of echo-chamber comments OF ALL TIME?


#4805

Does anyone agree with me that his car is sexier than he is? Also, wouldn't the video be better with Rick "Drop Dead Fred" Mayall?


#4806

How many posts do we need to make to push that damn autoplaying video into the history of the thread to the point that it doesn't load each time?