whoooo-K, my notifications are a bit intimidating right the noo, so will you excuse me for a minute whilst I pop down to the casino to take in the results with a few pints?
I’ll check in to jeer and laugh at the utter absurdity of the situation as it transpires, ok?
Isn’t my theory because of budget cuts over the past few years coming in from the states (are you at a public institution)? Doesn’t it suck though, but isn’t your fee for graduation much more than mine?
Manchester, what happened!?
Yup, state school, so wouldn’t “budget cuts” be their excuse?
And isn’t CA more expensive than practically anywhere else, so isn’t the higher fee not surprising (but still sucky)?
Well, I’m drunk and, can I admit, conflicted?
Why do racist asshats have to ruin stuff for everyone?
BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE?!
No, seriously, can anyone give an answer as to why those people are such assholes?
Is it okay to laugh at this guy who realized this morning that democracy works like it’s advertised?
Is gym-time currently 2/3 of your free time?
If you’re not living fully, you’re not really living. Double your free time by halving your gym time with these supplements.
WHO SAYS I’M NOT FULLY LIVING?
[Cries in corner]
Do you want to double your free time by halving your crying time?
how does the math work if I cry 25 hours a day? #badwithfractions
While I don’t have an answer, haven’t I resigned myself to accepting that there are racist shitbags spouting horrible, misinformed garbage, because doesn’t their spouting provide me with the means to know who I should avoid?
Too easy, nemomen?
More, more, more? 
Damn? I think I have to use my laptop? Is she flying?
Can you believe I almost didn’t recognize her?
If I noted she wasn’t flying would it make things easier?
Not really? (Is my laptop on?)
