What, no question?
Did you know I liked OtherMichael’s declarative statement and then struggled to find a way to make fun of his feeble attempt to make a rule that we should never like declarative statements?
(Do you think that’s why his account got suspended?)
Huh, did that just happen?
Didn’t he get suspended within an hour of posting that statement, or is my math wrong?
@othermichael got suspended? WTF? Don’t we need to sleuth out the reason why? How can it just be this, which is fixed with a donald?
High Treason?
What crazy things was he up to?
Wouldn’t we all like to know? And for a month too? WTF?
Another self-imposed break, perhaps?
Well given the reasons listed wasn’t that my first guess?
Wasn’t that my assumption as well?
Doesn’t that seem rather likely?
Buuuut, isn’t it more fun to speculate at what treasonous disloyalty might have gotten him exiled?
Could he have been cheating on us with another BBS?
Are hedgehogs like cats, always falling out of quadrotriticale bins feet-first?
Wait, can I suspend myself? Without assistance from a PI?
You know what’s interesting about that the way that they adapted to managing falls? You see how the one that’s falling is a bit balled? Did you know that when they fall they fully ball so that the quills and outer fat/quill mantle layer take the hit and since they’re a ball they can roll through hitting the ground? Interesting adaption, isn’t it?
Don’cha need to request a suspension from one of the mods?
Didn’t omike do it once before?
What am I, the Internet Oracle? I ain’t even the Prechaini Oracle. How would I know these things without you to enlighten me?
Wouldn’t it be better if you didn’t have to ask a mod for permission?
When he did that, though, didn’t he announce it/mention first here (if I’m misremebering, tell me)? Why wouldn’t he do the same now?
Don’t I also remember that he announced it the previous time?
Is there an echo in here?