Humans have a tendency to be human at any stage of development, right?
Isn’t it a known trick in business to have a candy bowl on your desk? Can’t I get my nearly-90-year-old dad to feel loved just by bringing him an apple pie? Don’t people play poker that much more ruthlessly if they’re betting quarters instead of just playing for fun?
Didn’t I learn that my uncles really suck at poker while betting nickels and quarters one night?
Maybe you should be glad they didn’t all insist on using SnapChat for communications?
Is that one o’ them nekkid people apps?
Do you not have a Slack channel?
Don’t I, though?
Oh, did you mean some other sort of slack?
Do you think I have any idea what I’m talking about?
Did I ever mention the time I put “I can only be contacted by rotary dial phone” on my syllabus?
Don’t I want to steal that next time I teach?
Why isn’t there an xkcd about obligatory xkcds yet?
Too meta?
Aren’t you just quoting fragments from Silicon Valley like the rest of us?
Well, David Cameron lasted a long time as a backbench MP, eh?
Are you mad?
Shall we entertain you?
Holy moses, is it actually RAINING here in so Cal right now???
What is up with all the monkees gifs you seem to be posting?
Can you send some rain to drought stricken GA, please?