? ❓ ⚛ Questions. Questions? QUESTIONS!? ⚛ ❓?

Death or glory?

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Aren’t we supposed to develop a strategy that features high return/low risk, while using the S&P 500 as a benchmark? What am I, a genius?

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Can you do what I did for a similar assignment in high-school, wait until the day before the project is due, go to the library and get newspapers from the last month and pick the stocks that started low and ended high, and then just write down all of the intervening dated data in my journal?

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Am I not 100% certain I would fail the class if I pulled that kind of stunt?

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?

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No chess-boxing?

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Can’t you just choose munitions companies, on the grounds that either of the Presidential candidates is likely to boost stock value come November?

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???

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WHEN WILL I LEARN???

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Who expected this from Achewood?

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Is there any technology that is more annoying than trying to have multiple Bluetooth headsets working in an environment that also contains multiple Bluetooth transmitters??? Am I going to have to re-engineer this tech to make it work the way I want it to?

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Hey, did I ever tell you guys about that time back in the 80s, when I sent my born-again cousin a mix-tape filled with Butthole Surfers songs?

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How’d that work out?

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Don’t I seem to recall that he never mentioned listening to it?

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Is it possible that Sweatloaf and Kuntz were inappropriate songs for some listeners?

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How could that be?

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Would you say he was meticulous about not mentioning it?

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Weren’t we all in love with dying and doing it in Texas?

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Don’t worry, it can’t get any worse, right?

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