? ❓ ⚛ Questions. Questions? QUESTIONS!? ⚛ ❓?

More than four?

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Is that a real number?

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This is like The Price Is Right, right? We need to get as close as possible without going one over, then we get to meet Drew Carey (or Leslie Crowther, or Bob Barker, regional and temporal variations may apply)?

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All of them?

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How am I supposed to know what investments to pick for my class project when we haven’t even covered all the basic investment types/strategies in class?

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Get a cat to do it for you?

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Haven’t I always played Stocks and Bonds with one strategy? (‘I have enough uranium to control the universe… muhahahahha!’)

And didn’t I almost forget what thread this is?

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Would you rather have your class project assigned a week or two before the end of class?

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Don’t I know people who have had that happen in their classes?

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Don’t I wish that was one of our options for fund selection strategies?

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What are the parameters and goals of the investment project? Won’t that help you decide which way to go? Wouldn’t a cautious fixed income strategy be the best choice if you’re talking about a retired couple, but maybe the assignment is just to make the most return on investment, risk and diversification be damned?

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Death or glory?

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Aren’t we supposed to develop a strategy that features high return/low risk, while using the S&P 500 as a benchmark? What am I, a genius?

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Can you do what I did for a similar assignment in high-school, wait until the day before the project is due, go to the library and get newspapers from the last month and pick the stocks that started low and ended high, and then just write down all of the intervening dated data in my journal?

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Am I not 100% certain I would fail the class if I pulled that kind of stunt?

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?

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No chess-boxing?

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Can’t you just choose munitions companies, on the grounds that either of the Presidential candidates is likely to boost stock value come November?

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???

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