Where in PA is he? Don’t I have a cousin running for office in Lancaster?
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Amish?
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Somewhere outside of Scranton?
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No, but wasn’t his wife raised in the Mennonite community there? Aren’t they ‘good people’, as the expression goes?
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Isn’t that a little too far away to vote for my cousin?
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why would I get the overwhelming urge to post this here?
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…wait… what happened?
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are we there yet?
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Selachii dentata?
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Do I need to turn this thread around and take us all back home?
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Aren’t you all going to get a smack once I get to a stop light?
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[quote=“chgoliz, post:4175, topic:76536”]
Aren’t they [Mennonites] ‘good people’, as the expression goes?[/quote]
Did I ever tell you about the time (two years, actually) I dated a Mennonite? And how her extended family, never having seen a Jew before, inspected me carefully, paying special attention to my feet?
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Doesn’t this seem weird? Do you known why this was so?
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“Are his feet cloven?”
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Wait you guys got cloven feet? I could have dated a gal with cloven feet? Who wouldn’t want to do that? Why does nobody tell me these awesome things?
Did I almost forget this was the questions thread?
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Have you seen this?
NB: this is one of my bots, nouns chosen at random, and this declarative sentence is past a horizontal rule and thus “safe”.
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Shouldn’t you have worn
just to mess with them a bit? 
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Bollocks?
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